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Punctuaction is important
You might not agree with me at first, but you’ll soon do it when you have read the following :
If only they had punctuated , grandpa would be alive!
Now , look at the difference between these two emails. Jane was very much in love with John but she never gave much thought to proper punctuation.This is the letter John received from her beloved Jane , which caused him great sorrow
Dear John,
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we’re apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Jane
After sending the letter Jane was ditched by John. This is the letter she wanted John to have.
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy–will you let me be yours?